FINGERMIKE.EXE THE FINGER IS ACTIVE EST. RIGHT NOW

FINGER
MIKE

One man. One finger. Zero explanation.

A bearded man in glasses and an olive T-shirt on a couch, grinning wide and pointing his index finger straight at the camera. BEHOLD. THE FINGER HAS SPOKEN.

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The Lore

  1. Mike has one finger. He uses it. Consistently.
  2. Nobody knows what the finger means. Mike included.
  3. The finger has pointed at least a thousand times. It has never once been wrong. Unverifiable, but never wrong.
  4. Scientists asked Mike to stop. He pointed at them too.
  5. The couch has not recovered.